Statement from Statler and Waldorf
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Today 'Johnny come lately' webblogger, Roger Charles Doughty Tichborne, has published a photograph on his internet journal which suggests that Mr Nick Walkey has appointed us to his Cabinet of Councillors.
We are unable to confirm or deny this but can let you know discussions are taking place regarding an appropriate package and use of the Mayoral car.
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