Take that AND that!

Statler and Waldorf send the love and kisses. They are lying on a beach in sunny Spain enjoying a well deserved break. They rang up poor sweet me and asked if I would run things whilst they were away.

How could a sweet little Miss Piggy like I refuse (at least they didn't leave it with the damn frog).

They have asked me to apologise to those of you waiting for replies to your emails.

Paul Kennedy has lost his wallet

Statler and I have been informed that Paul Kennedy, a Project Manger at GDfB, has lost his wallet. Can anyone who has it let him have it back. Apparently it's ok if you take a tenner but please do not charge any internet pornography to his credit cards.

'Gulf Times' on Brian Coleman

Qatar's top-selling English language newspaper reports. Do Councillor Coleman's press releases know no boundaries?

Off to watch gorgeous George on Channel 4 (you'd have thought he'd have had enough of BB by now).

Well read

Waldorf and I are very impressed that, on average, visitors are spending 7m38s per visit on the site. It makes us happy we are drawing a sophisticated and articulate audience.

Back to read the Telegraph.

Councillor's website added

We received a message letting us know of another councillors website, which we have added to our links. We are not sure if the website for Brunswick Park Ward has been abandoned or not as the last news is from 2006.

Off to watch Big Brother Live.

OFFICIAL: Theresa Villiers is *not* a media tart

...at least that is the verdict from leading Conservative commentator, Iain Dale here.